4 Unbelievable Things Nigerian Women Do To Bag A Man

You see it all around you and you keep wondering if it is true or not. It might appear that somebody, somewhere have lied to some Nigerian women that the secret to their happiness is having a man in their lives.With that unbelievably twisted notion, these Nigerian women seem perpetually hungry and desperate to have a man in their lives. So desperate is this crop of women, that they declare it on social media and go to crazy lengths to attract men to either marry them or have an affair with them.These Nigerian babes are all over the neighbourhood, at the workplace, church, mosques, shopping malls, at events name it. But the clearest place to spot such babes and their desperate schemes is on social media from Facebook to the more hip and trendy Instagram. We will sample some of their unbelievably desperate schemes to bag a man or to just get married.1. Miss Fake Beauty, Fake Hair, Fake Breast, Fake Career and Fake Everything: A popular joke goes that a man married a very beautiful woman and on the first night they went to bed, he was heard a screaming.When neighbours went to check on him, they found him on the door in a state of panic. “There is a funny looking woman in my bed. I do know what she has done with my beautiful wife,” the man cried. Apparently that was his wife in her natural glory after she had removed all the fake additions – from the teeth, boobs, hair and booty and she was unrecognisable. The issue is that we now have a lot of Nigerian women with not just fake followers but everything imaginable fake.2. Queens of Face lift, Butt lift, augmentation and anything plastic surgery: The pursuit for perfection is so real for some women; three quarter of their money is spent on plastic surgery. If you want to know how some women have altered their original facial features like noses and lips, just check their ID and spot the differences.3. Getting rid of the natural melanin beauty: There is a wrong notion and mentality among some Nigerian women that men prefer the yellow paw paw. To increase their chances of finding that perfect man, some of these women have resorted to using all manner of deadly skin bleaching agents. Black is beautiful and after our girl Linda Osifo in her recent photoshoot, showed that our dark-skinned women should be more confident in their skin.4. Vagina tightening: They say the tighter it is, the sweeter it is. Some women have taken this tightening thing too far, and they are on a tightening spree to please men. We saw a post of a woman on a popular Facebook page asking fellow slay queens, which is the best place in London to tighten her vagina.In the typical Facebook style instead of answering her question, the bullies unleashed missiles wondering why she would want to interfere with an innocent organ. Her naïve answer attracted more attacks. “I gave birth and I feel loose down there and I feel no man will want a loose woman.”Photo Credit: Getty

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